Last night I had a dream that I was out in my backyard and it was snowing. And then I got bit by a rattlesnake. I stumbled inside because the poison was making me delirious. I picked up my phone in my kitchen and dialed 911. When they asked me what was wrong I looked down at where the snake bit me on my wrist and my veins were changing shape and became more blue in color. I told the operator that...
A couple of nights ago I had a dream that my foot needed to be surgically removed. So they did it with a handsaw. And they didn’t give me any crutches so I had to walk on my stump. And it really hurt. And then I woke up.
last night I had a dream that I had a baby and I was still in highschool. I took her to the mall to buy baby clothes and I don’t know why but she was on a kid leash (I would never put my baby on a kid leash in real life) and and she was running really fast and I couldn’t keep up and then I woke up.
Last night I had a dream that this little ghost girl wanted to follow me into a movie theater and scare me but then she turned into a cake. And so I took the cake and shoved it down the sink into the garbage disposal with a stick of butter. And then I woke up.
Last night I had a dream that my school’s mascot was a white tiger and I was on the tiger training team. I volunteered to be a part of the half time show by walking this white tiger across the football field and doing tricks with it and making it growl and stuff. And then I woke up.
Last night I had a dream that I was in JFK’s house and it was the 50s and I was playing cops and robbers with this little boy and I was a little girl. Only we were playing with real guns. We were running up and down stairs and all around these grand libraries shooting at each other and he shot me three times. And my skin was torn and I was bleeding all over the place. Then I was on this...
What Would Buffy Do - Part 1 →
Last night I had a Buffy dream. I was Buffy, the vampire slayer, and I was fighting a vampire, a giant, and a demon dog in this warehouse with a bunch of shelving units. They were way too powerful and totally beating me up so I decided to go hide in a mushroom. The mushroom was big enough for me to carve out a window and door. I fell asleep in the mushroom but when I woke up all three bad guys...
Last night I had a dream that I was getting married in a Lover’s Lane store and my dress was lime green and so was my eye shadow. And my maid of honor was wearing a slutty bride’s maid butterfly costume. With wings. And then I had another dream that I was standing on football bleachers blowing my nose and telling these girls about my wedding from the previous dream. I just had finished...
Ages ago, Alex, Allen and Alva arrived at Antibes, and Alva allowing all,...– Walter Abish, Alphabetical Africa (1974)
I had a dream last night that this girl that I met at college wanted to cut my hair and I’m like okay just a trim but she gave me straight across bangs and a bob and I was really mad because it changed the shape of my face. Like my eyes became more spread apart and my face shape became more ovally. And I’m like I don’t like this and the girl got really offended and then I woke...
Lessons I learned from High School
Its okay to say “I’ve never done this before.” The people who you think are the most incapable of doing something they say they wont are, in fact, very capable, and will often times do exactly what they say they won’t. Ask questions. Less can be more. Laugh at your problems. It makes them smaller. If something isn’t right, its okay to speak up and say how it...
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
I am now the proud owner of a bonsai tree.
Bring on the inner peace.
Last night I had a dream that I was sleeping over at my friend’s house. My friend was this girl from the 1950s dressed in this adorable cocktail dress with matching hat and she had a little sister with pigtails that was wearing the exact same outfit. I got to her house (which was really my house in real life) and saw her parents (which were my parents in real life). We were in her (my)...
Popping blisters ain’t no thang when you can put Disney Princess band-aids on them
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Agatha Christie’s The Mirror Crack’d
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Cowboys and Aliens mehhhhhhh
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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
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Crazy, Stupid, Love
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Never Say Never
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Winnie the Pooh
Last night I had a dream that my dog got kidnapped by like tribesmen in Florida and I had to go to Atlanta to find some guys from a department store that were going to help me get her back.
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It’s Kind of a Funny Story
I love Marlo Thomas so much that I am going to name a dog after her someday.
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Last night I had a dream that I was doing an SNL skit with Joel McHale. We were bank robbers speaking Japanese but it got dubbed over in English. But we were not Japanese so it didn’t make sense to me. We went through a drive-thru at like Chick- Filet or Popeye’s and stole money from the cash register right from the drive-thu window. But then Joel parked the car and got out and stole...
Dad and I are having a HP marathon
Movie # 65- Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Movie # 66- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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Midnight and Paris for the 3rd time
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Can’t get enough of star crossed lovers
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes
I had a dream last night that I woke up in an entirely different house and it was night time. I knew that we had just moved in but I was perplexed as to how we got all the furniture in so quickly. And the house was amazing. Way way bigger than my real one. But the rooms kept changing. Like the kitchen was on the first floor but then it was on the second floor and the living and dining rooms...
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