Last night I had a dream that I was getting married in a Lover’s Lane store and my dress was lime green and so was my eye shadow. And my maid of honor was wearing a slutty bride’s maid butterfly costume. With wings. And then I had another dream that I was standing on football bleachers blowing my nose and telling these girls about my wedding from the previous dream. I just had finished up about the maid of honor butterfly but they kept motioning me to look behind me and I was like what? And so I looked behind me and there was a group of guys sitting on the bleachers watching me blow my nose and they thought I was gross because I didn’t realize I was blowing my nose so loud. And then I woke up.
Ages ago, Alex, Allen and Alva arrived at Antibes, and Alva allowing all, allowing anyone, against Alex’s admonition, against Allen’s angry assertion: another African amusement … anyhow, as all argued, an awesome African army assembled and arduously advanced against an African anthill, assiduously annihilating ant after ant, and afterward, Alex astonishingly accuses Albert as also accepting Africa’s antipodal ant annexation.
Walter Abish, Alphabetical Africa (1974)
I had a dream last night that this girl that I met at college wanted to cut my hair and I’m like okay just a trim but she gave me straight across bangs and a bob and I was really mad because it changed the shape of my face. Like my eyes became more spread apart and my face shape became more ovally. And I’m like I don’t like this and the girl got really offended and then I woke up.
Its okay to say “I’ve never done this before.”
The people who you think are the most incapable of doing something they say they wont are, in fact, very capable, and will often times do exactly what they say they won’t.
Less can be more.
Laugh at your problems. It makes them smaller.
If something isn’t right, its okay to speak up and say how it should be.
As a golden rule, be nice to people.
Never ever ever call anybody Bill Cosby.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
Bring on the inner peace.